Churn Agent™
Add complexity.
Disrupt progress.
Drive confusion.
You’ve been identified as a certified Churn Agent™
A valued contributor to organizational entropy.
REFLECT. REASSESS. CIRCLE BACK.
Block the Change They Wish to See
Recognizing the unsung heroes of strategic stagnation.Core Competencies:- Strategic derailment in cross-functional settings.
- Championing “quick wins” that reset the timeline.
- Escalating without escalating.
- Transforming feedback loops into feedback labyrinths.
- Uncanny ability to say “just playing devil’s advocate” at the exact wrong time.
"We couldn’t preserve the status quo without your strategic friction. Your focus and dedication to the craft ensure nothing ever truly improves."
— Senior Principal, Strategic Paralysis & Misalignment Advisory
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